A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish turned to the other and said "dam!"
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
I went to the store to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
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