President Obama greeting my grand-niece Amalie in Indonesia.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Humor and wit
Cannibals don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.
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Bad things last for a little while. Good things last forever.
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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because the name pot holder was already taken.
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My best work is only a rough draft.
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Failures aren't really complete failures. They were proof positive that those ideas didn't work. Now go on to the things that will work.
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Bad things last for a little while. Good things last forever.
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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because the name pot holder was already taken.
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My best work is only a rough draft.
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Failures aren't really complete failures. They were proof positive that those ideas didn't work. Now go on to the things that will work.
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Monday, August 16, 2010
More Humor
Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
The first muffin said to the second one, "Why is it so hot in here?"
The second one said, " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
The first muffin said to the second one, "Why is it so hot in here?"
The second one said, " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
Humor
An accordion player parked his car on the street and went to a party.
When he returned, he saw his car had been broken into.
"Oh no," he cried in terror. He went to the trunk to check and sure enough there were two more accordions.
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What did the snail say as he was riding on the back of a turtle?
WHEEEEEEEEE!
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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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A drunk was speeding along the highway at 100 miles an hour and a cop pulled him over.
"But officer," said the drunk , "I was just trying to get home before I passed out."
When he returned, he saw his car had been broken into.
"Oh no," he cried in terror. He went to the trunk to check and sure enough there were two more accordions.
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What did the snail say as he was riding on the back of a turtle?
WHEEEEEEEEE!
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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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A drunk was speeding along the highway at 100 miles an hour and a cop pulled him over.
"But officer," said the drunk , "I was just trying to get home before I passed out."
Monday, August 2, 2010
More photos 20th anniversary of ADA
More photos of anniversary celebration. We had 300-500 people there and everything went beautifully - food, music and a lot of happy people. I organized the whole thing which to me is amazing since when when I had surgery in January 2008 I was wondering if I would be home bound forever. I am here to tell you, you can beat cancer and go on with life.
Some pictures are taken on the patio of Los Angeles City Hall and all are on Monday, July 26th, 2010. The house above is an accessible emergency house constructed during that Monday by VA disabled men on the City Hall Lawn.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
This and that
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Relay for Life
Saturday I participated in the Relay for Life for the American Cancer Society in Eagle Rock High School. It was quite a day. I joined in with the Survivors for the first lap around the track (walking of course, no one was running) and kept on going. I ended up doing 30 laps for the day for about 7 1/2 miles. In all it was about a 12 hour day but a very full one. For many laps I was joined by a little girl wearing a Survivor t shirt like mine, except her t shirt came down to her ankles. It was very moving to see her going around and around the track sometimes with someone and sometimes alone and holding her little bead lanyard as she walk. She probably had more beads than me.
When I was getting tired I saw a man with two artificial legs walking the track and I got my second wind. I started at about 9 am and I was going to leave at around 7:30 pm when I met a friend of mine who was just arriving to play in the next band. I stayed until 9 and his band was great.
I wasn't nearly as sore the next day as I thought I would be. Maybe it is my walking half an hour every day.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Update on things
This has been an eventful year so far. The City budget has a huge shortfall and they wanted to close my department, which is the only department serving the some 700,000 persons in the city living with disabilities. Fortunately, we were able to keep from being dismantled and will go on at least for the rest of this fiscal year and next.
So, I am working on a number of things - the Third Annual Disability Art Exhibit in City Hall, a disability art exhibit at Los Angeles International Airport, and an all-day event to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the signing of the Americans with Disabilities Act. I guess I was so active in keeping the department intact that my energy level continues to be high.
More than once I have wondered if my surviving cancer meant that I was supposed to be doing the work I am doing - trying to do what I can to make life easier and more meaningful for persons with disabilities. I think that sometimes God puts in this life to do just one small thing, and maybe this is my one small thing.
So, I am working on a number of things - the Third Annual Disability Art Exhibit in City Hall, a disability art exhibit at Los Angeles International Airport, and an all-day event to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the signing of the Americans with Disabilities Act. I guess I was so active in keeping the department intact that my energy level continues to be high.
More than once I have wondered if my surviving cancer meant that I was supposed to be doing the work I am doing - trying to do what I can to make life easier and more meaningful for persons with disabilities. I think that sometimes God puts in this life to do just one small thing, and maybe this is my one small thing.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Still cancer free
Thursday, Jan. 14 my oncologist said I am still cancer free. This is exactly 2 years after the surgery. What a great way to start off the year.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Humor for a rainy day
A bent-over old lady walking with a cane hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out but miraculously she was standing up straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said with amazement, "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"
The old lady replied, " He gave me a longer cane."
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A guy was driving along when a policeman stopped him. He rolled down his window and asked, "Is there any problem officer?'
"No problem as all," the cop answered, " I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you with a $5,000 Safe Driving Award. Congratulations. what are you going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a moment and said, "Well, I guess I'll go and get that driver's licence."
The lady sitting next to him in the passenger seat said "Oh, don't pay attention to him. He is a smarty pants when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy in the back seat said "I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
The old lady replied, " He gave me a longer cane."
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A guy was driving along when a policeman stopped him. He rolled down his window and asked, "Is there any problem officer?'
"No problem as all," the cop answered, " I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you with a $5,000 Safe Driving Award. Congratulations. what are you going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a moment and said, "Well, I guess I'll go and get that driver's licence."
The lady sitting next to him in the passenger seat said "Oh, don't pay attention to him. He is a smarty pants when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy in the back seat said "I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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