Thought

If God was small enough for me to understand, He wouldn't be big enough to solve my problems.

Heard on Facebook

Alcohol gave me the wings to fly, and then took away the sky.

Thought

There is always someone suffering worse than you, but it doesn't mean your pain isn't real.

Words of wisdom

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand brake on.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.

Pictures of my niece and her family & President Obama

President Obama greeting my grand-niece Amalie in Indonesia.

President Obama greeting children in Indonesia.

My niece and her husband and children.

Me as a blond (many years ago)

Humor and wit

Cannibals don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

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Bad things last for a little while. Good things last forever.

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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because the name pot holder was already taken.

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My best work is only a rough draft.

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Failures aren't really complete failures. They were proof positive that those ideas didn't work. Now go on to the things that will work.

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