More Humor

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

The first muffin said to the second one, "Why is it so hot in here?"

The second one said, " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"

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An accordion player parked his car on the street and went to a party.

When he returned, he saw his car had been broken into.

"Oh no," he cried in terror. He went to the trunk to check and sure enough there were two more accordions.

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What did the snail say as he was riding on the back of a turtle?

WHEEEEEEEEE!

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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A drunk was speeding along the highway at 100 miles an hour and a cop pulled him over.

"But officer," said the drunk , "I was just trying to get home before I passed out."

More photos 20th anniversary of ADA

More photos of anniversary celebration. We had 300-500 people there and everything went beautifully - food, music and a lot of happy people. I organized the whole thing which to me is amazing since when when I had surgery in January 2008 I was wondering if I would be home bound forever. I am here to tell you, you can beat cancer and go on with life.

Some pictures are taken on the patio of Los Angeles City Hall and all are on Monday, July 26th, 2010. The house above is an accessible emergency house constructed during that Monday by VA disabled men on the City Hall Lawn.

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Celebration of 20th Anniversary of Signing of Americans with Disabilities Act

Photos of Los Angeles City Hall event I coordinated.

This and that

I saw this on the web and thought it was nice. I gave a bunch of copies at the Gay Pride Festival in West Hollywood yesterday.

On line I became a "co-signer" of President Obama's health plan. Here is the certificate.

Relay for Life

Saturday I participated in the Relay for Life for the American Cancer Society in Eagle Rock High School. It was quite a day. I joined in with the Survivors for the first lap around the track (walking of course, no one was running) and kept on going. I ended up doing 30 laps for the day for about 7 1/2 miles. In all it was about a 12 hour day but a very full one. For many laps I was joined by a little girl wearing a Survivor t shirt like mine, except her t shirt came down to her ankles. It was very moving to see her going around and around the track sometimes with someone and sometimes alone and holding her little bead lanyard as she walk. She probably had more beads than me.

When I was getting tired I saw a man with two artificial legs walking the track and I got my second wind. I started at about 9 am and I was going to leave at around 7:30 pm when I met a friend of mine who was just arriving to play in the next band. I stayed until 9 and his band was great.

I wasn't nearly as sore the next day as I thought I would be. Maybe it is my walking half an hour every day.