Words of wisdom

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand brake on.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.

Pictures of my niece and her family & President Obama

President Obama greeting my grand-niece Amalie in Indonesia.

President Obama greeting children in Indonesia.

My niece and her husband and children.

Me as a blond (many years ago)

Humor and wit

Cannibals don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

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Bad things last for a little while. Good things last forever.

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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because the name pot holder was already taken.

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My best work is only a rough draft.

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Failures aren't really complete failures. They were proof positive that those ideas didn't work. Now go on to the things that will work.

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More Humor

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

The first muffin said to the second one, "Why is it so hot in here?"

The second one said, " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"

Humor

An accordion player parked his car on the street and went to a party.

When he returned, he saw his car had been broken into.

"Oh no," he cried in terror. He went to the trunk to check and sure enough there were two more accordions.

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What did the snail say as he was riding on the back of a turtle?

WHEEEEEEEEE!

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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A drunk was speeding along the highway at 100 miles an hour and a cop pulled him over.

"But officer," said the drunk , "I was just trying to get home before I passed out."

More photos 20th anniversary of ADA

More photos of anniversary celebration. We had 300-500 people there and everything went beautifully - food, music and a lot of happy people. I organized the whole thing which to me is amazing since when when I had surgery in January 2008 I was wondering if I would be home bound forever. I am here to tell you, you can beat cancer and go on with life.

Some pictures are taken on the patio of Los Angeles City Hall and all are on Monday, July 26th, 2010. The house above is an accessible emergency house constructed during that Monday by VA disabled men on the City Hall Lawn.