Monday, November 30, 2009

Two hunters

Having shot a moose, two hunters began dragging it by the tail to their pick up. On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses boys," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure," the hunters said.

"Well boys, I think you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not by the tail."

"OK and thanks", said the hunters.

After about five minutes one hunter said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?"

"Yes, you are right," said the other hunter, " but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Happy Halloween

I decided to go back to my old afro.

SHERIDAN