Still cancer free

Thursday, Jan. 14 my oncologist said I am still cancer free. This is exactly 2 years after the surgery. What a great way to start off the year.

Humor for a rainy day

A bent-over old lady walking with a cane hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out but miraculously she was standing up straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said with amazement, "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"
The old lady replied, " He gave me a longer cane."

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A guy was driving along when a policeman stopped him. He rolled down his window and asked, "Is there any problem officer?'
"No problem as all," the cop answered, " I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you with a $5,000 Safe Driving Award. Congratulations. what are you going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a moment and said, "Well, I guess I'll go and get that driver's licence."
The lady sitting next to him in the passenger seat said "Oh, don't pay attention to him. He is a smarty pants when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy in the back seat said "I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"