Sunday, October 3, 2010

Humor and wit

Cannibals don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

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Bad things last for a little while. Good things last forever.

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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because the name pot holder was already taken.

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My best work is only a rough draft.

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Failures aren't really complete failures. They were proof positive that those ideas didn't work. Now go on to the things that will work.

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