A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try. It takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
So, the couple decided that they would try this. The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said " I feel okay turn it up a lot more", so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said " why don't you just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling a thing."
The doctor warned them "this much could kill you if you are not prepared" and the husband replied "I am ready". The doctor turned the machine up to 100 % but the husband didn't feel a thing so they want home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mail man was dead on the front porch.
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Better not be a mail man sounds like...heh heh.
Thanks for the jokes and the info on City Art...and the art. My favorite work of art is my funny valentine Heidi the Thug.
So, Sunday dinner we could have earlier...before the fundraiser for Pathfinders...how about this one note?
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