Sunday, June 28, 2009

Jokes

Have you heard the one about the old man who was dying. He smelled cherry pie baking so he roused himself from bed and staggered into the kitchen. He was reaching for the pie when his wife swatted his hand away. "No," she barked. "That's for the funeral!"

1 comment:

theridion said...

An old Wilt Chamberlain phrase: "When there's a Wilt there's a way."