An accordion player parked his car on the street and went to a party.
When he returned, he saw his car had been broken into.
"Oh no," he cried in terror. He went to the trunk to check and sure enough there were two more accordions.
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What did the snail say as he was riding on the back of a turtle?
WHEEEEEEEEE!
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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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A drunk was speeding along the highway at 100 miles an hour and a cop pulled him over.
"But officer," said the drunk , "I was just trying to get home before I passed out."
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Halloween Heidi
At Manhattan Beach, Calif.
Halloween Heidi
Baby sister, middle sister,Tony
At Manhattan Beach, Calif.
Thug Dog Heidi
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About Me
- sheridan
- Survivor of bladder cancer since Dec. 2003, good sense of humor (sometimes); I look a little like my dog
2 comments:
Nice...I too will have to come up with some stuff. Have neglected my blog for about 4 months! I'll add more mountain pics mostly. Will give you a ring sometime soon. Maybe take a Saturday and hit the record shop.
what's it like inside the batman house? Answer: "bat dung!"
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