A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish turned to the other and said "dam!"
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
I went to the store to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
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2 comments:
Great to see you today Sheridan...you are a shining example of recovery and a great share as well. Thank you, once again, for the jokes supplied to the "bug house." This keeps some of us from being a glum lot.
For the castle, guessing one would have to hire an army of housekeepers...maybe 50 of them to maintain the rooms. An army of gardeners needed to prune the plants and mow the lawn. Probably 200 55 gallon cans of leaf material/week. Have a great week this week.
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