Thursday, November 29, 2007

Great truths about getting old

When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

Time can be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician.

Forget the health food - I need all the preservatives I can get.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Got your humor back ............

theridion said...

Good stuff: others "better to go through pain in growth now than to reexperience it years later." The distance to the next one is more important than the last one." Better to be happy than to be right.

theridion said...

Best to "stay here" than to be joining the candy ass doo dah parade, hip/slick/cool and a shuckin and a jivin all the way back out and back to death. They decide to take a pill e poo or a loop de loo or a shot a pooh or a drink e pooh all the way back to imcomprehensible demoralization and humiliation.