Thursday, November 15, 2007

Things that children have learned

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Not even Heidi?

theridion said...

Interesting stuff: kids should never eat anything they don't know where it came from. Stay alert for bees and snakes. Don't eat anything one can't swallow. Don't mess with strangers...ask the parents first. Don't tamper with something that you haven't first read the instructions..."following instructions." Safety first: watch for slips, trips and falls...anywhere anytime. cheers

theridion said...

Others: watch before you cross the street. If you don't know the animal don't provoke it. Don't eat or drink anything that you don't know where it came from. Don't combine your pet rats with mice or scorpions with tarantulas [they don't get along]. Wild mice can be put with domestic ones. Don't put your hand in with your pet piranha. Be gentle near the pet bird and take your dog to outdoor parks they like their freedom. Give the kitty extra treats when they capture mice, rats, and lizards and put them at your doorstep (in gratitude). etc etc