Monday, January 7, 2008

Words of Wisdom

Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.


I took an IQ test and the results were negative.


Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

2 comments:

theridion said...

Bipods are like the coyote, finch, an d sparrow. Egregious and the need of soulful companionship. Takes two peads to make a pod! Found your site will supply the print out responses -- wishing you a great week. Excellent weather today the plants up the canyon perking out and birds everywhere today socializing. Great sunset that which a painter couldn't duplicate.

Unknown said...

How about a couple more of those funny sayings:

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.